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Local millennial April Beckman has taken it upon herself to inform her junior coworker Grace Robertson that the unproven claims of ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ in the Middle East she’s been watching on tv aren’t as good as the ones that were on tv when Millennials were young.
“Everything was just better when I was a teen,” she bragged unprompted, “kids tv, movies, music, WMD propaganda… no wonder you guys are copying us from back then.”
“The story lines were much more believable when I was a teen and they put way more effort put into manufacturing consent for decades of violence. This is just a cheap knock off of what we had.”
“I mean you still get the same result of panicked old people and the media not questioning the risk of starting WW3, but there is no art in it this team. Fear propaganda used to have some soul and depth, they just don’t make them like they used to.”
