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X-CEO and X-Lover of Trump, Elon Musk has decided to show leadership in the world of messy breakups by becoming the president’s latest divorce in the most messy way possible.
Conservatives around Australia are thankful for Musk’s outbursts, as they give a strong example to the Nationals on how to have a proper breakup after the failed split of the LNP.
“Hold my Ket,” yelled Musk being escorted out of the White House, “fuck you. This is so over. Get out of my house, the White House should be mine. I bought it.”
The Nationals took extensive notes watching it play out, understanding that Musk is an expert in breakups as the only person with more divorce experience than the members of the LNP.
