VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy,” wedding attendee Sierra Neal said of the 28-year-old Amazon employee, who was dressed in a dog collar and his mandatory high-visibility warehouse vest as he ambled clumsily on his hands and knees to deliver the rings to the bride and groom. “I know most people would have just left him in the crate at home, but he’s a big part of their life, so I’m glad Jeff and Lauren were able to incorporate him this way. I’m sure it took a lot of training—he’s adorable, but he sure is rambunctious!” Sources confirmed that after the rings were successfully delivered, Bezos rewarded the employee for his good behavior by slipping him a piece of beef jerky from his pocket.
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