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Local woman Steph Owen has taken a quick ten second break do check her phone to see if World War III has started.
This comes as America and Israel have decided that the best way to deescalate rising tensions in the Middle East is to bomb every country they can think of while claiming to be negotiating with him.
This new attempt at geo-political bargaining that has been described by many as ‘fucking insane’, has left many to wonder whether we are about to break our nearly 80 year ‘no World War’ streak.
“Yeah hold on one sec, I just need to check something,” she casually said about global devastating ruining the world. “Phew, nah we’re all good for now.”
“We are still only at the level of multiple wars, the slaughter of countless civilians in Palestine and whatever stupid shit Trump or Elon has done today.”
“Anyway, sorry, better get back to what we were doing. I’ll check again in a few minutes.”
