They may be over 100, but these old dogs got just enough life left in ‘em to get your yard nice and tidy!
- Clarence Edwards, 102
At his ripe old age of 102, there are a lot of activities Clarence can’t do anymore. Cutting your grass ain’t one of ‘em! Switch out his walker with a push mower and watch the little bit of vigor Clarence has still got take care of your lawn. It might take him a few hours longer than a younger person, and it might not be the best yard work you’ve ever seen, but make no mistake, the remaining life force in this 102-year-old will suffice!
- Lillian Vidrich, 100
Lillian’s got all the spunk a centenarian needs to give your lawn a full mow! While she probably won’t have much spunk to spare afterwards, and mowing your lawn might be the last thing she ever does, it’ll be enough to get your grass cut! Full disclosure, you’ll need to start the mower for her if it’s the type you have to yank a pull cord to get going. A single attempt at that might exhaust all her lingering vitality, and she’s already running on fumes, life-wise. But yeah, otherwise, plop this 100-year-old wonder in front of your mower and watch her make your lawn the envy of all your neighbors!
- Mei-Ling Zhang, 113
Not once in her 113 trips around the sun has Mei-Ling ever mowed a lawn. But anyone who’s got the spirit to make it to 113 has got the spirit to sit on a John Deere and give your lawn a serviceable once-over! Do not let Mei-Ling’s elderliness fool you—this old girl’s joie de vivre is still in satisfactory-though-admittedly-scant supply. If she wants to become the oldest person in human history to mow your yard, she’s got enough kick to do so!
- Morris Feldman, 105
Oof, Morris ain’t looking too hot these days. Not sure how well he can see anymore, if at all. We wouldn’t expect his mowing to be the highest quality yard care you could afford. Nonetheless! Give Morris a Red Bull, set him loose with a mower, and this old timer’s going to get it done, even if the physical toll costs him a few of his final days in the process!
- Ethel Irving-Booker, 108
Hell, we bet Ethel’s got the juice to weed-whack the edges of your property, too! Cognitive decline ain’t a factor when it comes to lawn care—last we checked, being alive is the only qualification necessary to mow a lawn, and no one can say Ethel doesn’t check that box! If she’s got no other plans for the last reserves of her residual endurance, let her use it to cut your grass!
