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28-year-old David Johnson has left a woman in a state of flustered intimidation after declaring he wanted to ‘play Devil’s advocate’.
“I just thought we were having a polite conversation,” said floored woman Katie, “just giving non-controversial opinions on basic human decency, but it turns out we were having a debate and wow was he surprisingly prepared to argue ‘the devil’s’ point.”
“I love the art of debate and engaging with different perspectives,” bragged David who has never read a book written by a woman, “that’s how you arrive at the truth.”
Using his newfound advocacy for airing some of the most stupid opinions anyone’s ever heard, David became weirdly passionate about putting forward positions just for the sake of it.
“I have a range of topics that I am ready to discuss if you want to really delve deep, including women’s rights, racial inequality, women’s sports, double parking a car in disabled spots and using your roommate’s toothbrush without them knowing.”
At the time of reporting, David can be heard defending Israel’s blockade of supplies to Gaza, to a group of unsuspecting women.
